Goblin finance, a volatile and often chaotic sub-economy, operates on principles that frequently clash with established financial norms. While lacking the traditional institutions and regulatory frameworks of human or elven economies, it’s a vibrant, if unpredictable, force within fantasy realms.
At its core, goblin finance revolves around quick profits, opportunistic ventures, and a notable disregard for long-term planning. Goblins are motivated by immediate gratification; hoarding shiny objects, acquiring the shiniest “new” contraption, or achieving momentary power. This influences their financial practices in several key ways:
Currency and Valuation: While goblins might occasionally interact with established currencies, they primarily value goods based on perceived immediate usefulness or novelty. Scarcity plays a role, but so does shininess, loudness, and the potential for causing general mayhem. This makes goblin markets highly susceptible to price fluctuations and driven by rumour and individual goblin whim. Bartering is commonplace, often involving goods of questionable origin and even more questionable functionality. “Goblin’s silver” often refers to fool’s gold or cheap imitation jewelry, symbolizing the deceptive nature sometimes associated with their commerce.
Investment Strategies: Goblins aren’t known for their patience or prudence. Investment opportunities are less about careful analysis and more about gut feeling (or, more accurately, the loudest goblin screaming about a potential profit). This often leads to investment in incredibly risky or outright absurd ventures. Gambling, scavenging, and even outright theft are common “investment” strategies. Furthermore, goblins may invest in unstable projects created by mad engineers, knowing they could very well fail, but hoping to capitalize on any initial success. Goblin “investors” aren’t averse to sabotage or underhanded tactics to ensure their chosen venture comes out on top, at the expense of all others.
Banking and Credit: Trust is a rare commodity in goblin society, making traditional banking difficult to establish. However, informal loan-sharking arrangements are prevalent. Goblins lend to each other at exorbitant interest rates, secured by possessions (often stolen) or promises of future favors (that are rarely honored). Repayment methods are typically crude and forceful, involving debt collection gangs and rudimentary forms of enforcement. Goblin “banks” tend to be nothing more than well-guarded hoards, susceptible to both internal theft and external raids.
Economic Sectors: Goblins dominate certain niche economic sectors, particularly those considered undesirable or too dangerous by other races. These include scavenging, mining (often carelessly done and environmentally destructive), and the manufacture of cheap, unreliable weaponry. Goblin-made tools and gadgets are typically of poor quality but affordable, finding a market among those who value quantity over durability or those who are desperate. They are also known for their expertise in setting traps and ambushes, skills they readily apply to both warfare and commerce.
Regulation (or Lack Thereof): Goblin finance is essentially unregulated. The concept of fair trade or consumer protection is entirely foreign. Deception, fraud, and violence are commonplace, making any interaction with goblin markets inherently risky. However, for those willing to brave the chaos, opportunities for significant profit – or catastrophic loss – abound.